Whether
we're creating a mass extinction event of gummy invertebrates in
the kitchen, or whining through the most depressing grant-writing parties at the dining room, life at Vengeance Team
Headquarters is always a little stressful... and recent federal budget
cuts haven't helped. See, in academia science is funded primarily by grants and fellowships, those sweet monetary unicorns that sequestration
is making even more rare and competitive, and 20% of those are federal funding sources. As students, Amy and Meaghan
apply for a lot of these, which feels like spending hours
crafting arrows that you then shoot into the dark. Even the most highly
recommended grant applications aren’t always going to get funded at the
best of times, and the best of times for funding are going to soon seem
like a distant memory. The National Science Foundation expects its
overall budget will be cut by five percent and it is likely that new
grants will take a major hit—a thousand fewer will be funded this year.
We've already seen the competitive aspect coming out to play, with scientists and the public tearing each other apart over the merits of their research.
But worse than the infighting, and worse than poor funding rates for
grants, are the insidious impacts of these cuts which hit deep at the
core of everything that we (mostly Amy) love. That’s right - the
sequester is hurting lemurs.
Within
the article, Lemur Center Director Anne Yoder laments about the impacts
of budget cuts, “In our case, it would mean the loss of jobs, and
consequently, our ability to care for our lemur colony would be
compromised.”
Compromised. Lemur safety will be compromised by the sequester. We (mostly Amy) cannot emphasize this enough: the sequester is dangerous for lemurs.
Of course upon hearing this we (mostly Amy) flew into an angry angry rage.
"This
is ridiculous. This country values military funding, patriarchal,
capitalistic mind numbing bullshit. Lemurs are gonna die, while our
government representatives make more money that some african countries.
It may not be evident quite yet how bad this is, but the long term
effects of these science budget cuts will be severe. Does this mean no
more bananas or tamarinds for lemurs (THEIR FAVORITE TREATS), they’ll
have to suffer through generic fruit like the rest of us? Or god
forbid, RED DELICIOUS APPLES?"
But don’t worry everyone (Amy). The Vengeance Team is on it. We’ve created a petition (wow, they really don’t check those do they) and have contacted Sarah Mclaughlin
to use her heart-wrenching song in a promotional lemur video. We’re
sure she’ll get back to us soon, but in the meantime here are some of
our favorite lemur videos, which you can feel free to link to when you
sign our petition.
In Prosimian Solidarity
Meaghan and Amy (Seriously, mostly Amy)