We get some pretty odd google search terms that bring people to the blog. We thought, in the spirit of the New Year, we would address some of these because we are action-oriented, answer-giving people and frankly, we think our content has been letting down some of the perverts of the world (well, except for any post during February).
Showing posts with label prehensile penises. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prehensile penises. Show all posts
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Friday, February 8, 2013
14 Days of Genitals, Day 2: Prehensile Penises
#2: Prehensile Penises
And to follow up a post on dicks that look like hands, here are some other ding-a-lings that could be confused for palms! |
| No, how do you do? |
African elephants, not surprisingly, also have absolutely gigantic male appendages! Not only are they impressive in size, but also function. These prehensile peepees literally sub in as a third leg. Let's take a moment to check out the life of a male elephant:
Belly itch but no fingers? Not a problem, I've got a built-in belly scratcher!
Tired of standing on my own feet? Just use my giant slong to
take a quick breather!
Bugs buzzing all up in
my bizniss? Swat 'em with that evolutionary fly catcher!
Hot momma over by the watering hole? Wave hello AND impress at the same time!
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| Other Penis Purposes: picking up contact lenses they dropped, dowsing for water, and threatening small snakes. |
Works Cited
"Chapter 15 Marine Mammals: Fisheries, Tourism and Management Issues". Cetaceans that are typically lonely and seek human company. 2003. pp. 266-268. Retrieved December 17, 2006. http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/11/07/south-african-wildlife-wait-thats-not-a-trunk/
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